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Welcome to SHAM FC. Where ambition has no limits, sponsorship has no ceiling, and every answer goes through our solicitors.
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From the fictional SHAM FC newsroom
Club statement · 30 September 2026
The club can confirm a landmark partnership with an exciting global enterprise whose digital presence remains pleasingly discreet.
Read dispatch →First team · 27 September 2026
Max Adjustment has been recognised after another commanding month between the columns.
Read dispatch →Press conference · 24 September 2026
T. B. Confirmed dismissed suggestions that the club has been operating with an extra holding company.
Read dispatch →Trophy room
Six distinguished honours. Every one entirely fictional, independently valued and beautifully polished.
Inspect the silverwareClub identity
Our home
The Offshore Arena
Our motto
We never lose. We appeal.
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