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The fictional Offshore Arena under floodlights

The official home of fictional football

Glory on the pitch.
Questions off it.

Welcome to SHAM FC. Where ambition has no limits, sponsorship has no ceiling, and every answer goes through our solicitors.

Club confirms full cooperation, subject to availability. ◆ Record sponsorship agreed with company founded this morning. ◆ New signing passes medical. Accountant remains under observation. ◆ 

The club shop

Featured merchandise

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From the fictional SHAM FC newsroom

Latest dispatches

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Trophy room

History made.
Paperwork pending.

Six distinguished honours. Every one entirely fictional, independently valued and beautifully polished.

Inspect the silverware

Club identity

An outstanding team. An even better legal team.

Our home

The Offshore Arena

Our motto

We never lose. We appeal.

Supporters

Join the suspiciously fast-growing fanbase.

Supporter sign-up opens soon

We’re not taking email addresses just yet. When sign-up opens you’ll be able to join with a clear opt-in and unsubscribe any time. Due diligence, for once, is on us.