Press conference · 24 September 2026
Manager insists financial formation is still a straightforward 4-4-2.
T. B. Confirmed dismissed suggestions that the club has been operating with an extra holding company.
From the fictional SHAM FC newsroom
Head Coach T. B. Confirmed has reiterated that SHAM FC’s financial shape remains a traditional 4-4-2 despite diagrams appearing to show several overlapping entities on the left flank.
Speaking before Saturday’s fixture, the manager said the system was simple: four defenders, four midfielders, two forwards and a perfectly ordinary network of commercial arrangements occupying the half-spaces.
‘People see complexity because they want to see complexity,’ he said. ‘From the technical area it is very clear. The ball goes forward, the invoice goes sideways and everyone tracks back before year-end.’
The club will continue to play out from the back, particularly when asked for supporting documents.