Club update · 16 September 2026
SHAM FC welcome greater transparency, announce frosted windows.
A major upgrade to the administration wing reflects the club’s unwavering commitment to openness.
From the fictional SHAM FC newsroom
SHAM FC have underlined their commitment to transparency by installing premium frosted glass throughout the finance and legal departments at The Offshore Arena.
The refurbishment will allow natural light to enter while maintaining the confidentiality required for modern elite performance. Doors remain open in principle and access-controlled in practice.
Head of Legal Bill Hours said: ‘We welcome scrutiny. Visitors may look directly at the windows for as long as they wish. The documents themselves are enjoying a period of managed privacy.’
The works were completed on time and on budget, although neither figure is currently available.