Club statement: we will issue a further club statement.

From the fictional SHAM FC newsroom

SHAM FC is aware of commentary concerning matters on which the club has already commented by confirming that it would not be commenting.

We wish to reassure supporters that a comprehensive statement is being prepared. It will clarify the timetable for a further statement setting out why the original statement should not be interpreted as a statement of the club’s position.

Until then, the club remains focused on football, community and ensuring that every semicolon has received appropriate legal advice.

No further comment will be made before our next comment.